Hobogoblins are small, ugly humanoids of somewhat apish proportion, who live as itinerant vagrants or tramps, on the fringes of human society in the New World. They occasionally
claim to be seeking work, but most often beg, scavenge, and steal to make a living, hopping freight trains to move from place to place. Mostly they’re considered pests, but they can be dangerous when the situation is to their advantage, so the prudent tend to avoid places where they congregate.
Where hobogoblins came from is a matter of debate. The most widely held theory is that they have always been on the margins of civilization in the New World, but documentary evidence of their existence is scant before the modern era, except for some Native legends of malicious, subterranean folk. Some have suggested they stowed away on ships from Ealderde like rats, but this ignores the considerable evidence that the Old World goblin was long ago driven to extinction. A third idea, not widely held, is that hobogoblins were spontaneously generated by the human mind, and that this is the reason for the belief they’ve always been here, because, in a sense, they have.
Whatever their origins, hobogoblins are now common in the New World landscape. They may be be found skulking around rail-yards, squatting in abandoned buildings, or camping in ramshackle, “jungles”--shantytowns--on the edges of cities, or sometimes in poorly kept city parks. Other the occasional knife, they are seldom armed with more than improvised weapons---pipes or boards for clubs, and thrown rocks as missiles. They also bite.
Hobogoblins can be helpful, particularly to those who can speak their cant. They gather a great deal of information, living on societies fringe, and watching, and their shamans know rituals for warding off vicious dogs, finding shelter from the elements, and calling up freight-trains. No one should ever mistake them for trustworthy, however, and one should deal with them only with caution.
Random Hobogoblin Names (1d100)
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01-02 Violets M'Gurk
03-04 Burlap
05-06 Whiskey Bazoo
07-08 Coffin Nell
09-10 Hang-dog Legee
11-12 Fleabitis
13-14 Nimble Jek
15-16 Greenyteeth
17-18 Rotpizzle
19-20 Smolderblunt
21-22 Old Kid Slaug
23-24 Grimey Low
25-26 Dry Gulch
27-28 The Right Reverend Sinister
29-30 Grinless
31-32 One-Eye Elrood
33-34 Jabber Obscuro
35-36 Crooknose
37-38 Silent Zed
39-40 Gentleman Distemper
41-42 Spectacles
43-44 Mad Heck
45-46 Tusker Duke
47-48 Mumbles
49-50 Chauncey Throttlebottom
51-52 Goofus
53-54 Young Hairback
55-56 Ol' Rheumy
57-58 Lack Thumb Hari
59-60 Quicklip
61-62 The Grumbler
63-64 Handsome Bloat
65-66 Furious
67-68 Flash Bastard
69-70 Seldom Gently
71-72 Tobacco Sweetback
73-74 Unreasonable the Lesser
75-76 Bullneck
77-78 Wormy Ned
79-80 Boneyard Meech
81-82 Blundercuss
83-84 Ruckus Quietus
85-86 Thar'n'back
87-88 Brazen Dingus
89-90 Jenkin Miserable
91-92 Little Lord Flapjack
93-94 Bleeding-Gums
95-96 H. Hiram Horribilis
97-98 Simple
99-00 Lonelyhearts Ginny Finn.
Art by Chris Huth.