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Sunday, September 23, 2012
The Wild Frontier
Previously, we went back in time to take a look at the City roughly a hundred years prior to the default date of Weird Adventures. Now, let's look back a bit further in time...
Over a century and a half ago, the City is barely worthy of the name. It's home to less than 20,000 people and occupies only the southern part of marshy Empire Island; The more northern parts of the island are a mix of small villages and a few lingering Native settlements. Beyond the band of colonies clustered along the Meropic coast, the Strange New World is wilderness.
The Smaragdines are a wild barrier to westward travel, populated mostly by Natives and monsters like the "rustic giants." Just plowing a field can turn up mysterious artifacts from the time of the Ancients. Wandering monsters can be encountered by travelers riding the lonely dirt trail through the countryside that will one day be Broad Boulevard passing through the bright lights of the Circus District.
Foes: tyrannical and corrupt colonial officals, monsters and wild animals, hostile Natives, Black folk conjure-men.
Media Inspirations: Film/TV: Brotherhood of the Wolf, Drums Across the Mohawk, Last of the Mohicans, Davy Crockett; Books: Those Who Went Remain There Still, "Wolves Beyond the Border" and "Beyond the Black River" by Robert E. Howard; the Leatherstocking Tales, the Alvin Maker novels; Comic Books: Tomahawk (either series).
Miscellaneous Inspirations: the Hellfire Club, Mystery Hill (America's Stonehenge), anything on forgotten civilizations or secret history of North America.
See also my post on "The Weird Frontier" back in 2010 and check out Wampus Country for a more whimsical take on the era.
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Friday, September 21, 2012
Beowulf Will Blow Your Mind
“In a distant past shrouded in the mists of time;
When man lived savagely in the the shadow of all-mighty Wyrd, the God of Fate, and in terror of Satan, Dragon-Lord of the Underworld.”
Thus begins DC Comics’ Beowulf: Dragon-Slayer. Not content with merely adapting the story of the Anglo-Saxon hero to a comic context, scribe Michael Uslan and artist Ricardo Villamonte drive the seventies comic book Sword & Sorcery muscle car straight over a cliff into Gonzo Gulch.
Everybody remembers the basic story from English class, right? Prince of the Geats, Beowulf, does a solid for Hrothgar, King of the Danes, whose got a problem with a monster named Grendel. In this version, Grendel is being explicitly egged on by his dead-beat dad, Satan. Beowulf, for symmetry, is a tool in the hands of the Wyrd (who sometimes seems to be a stand-in for Yahweh, but other times more ambiguous in goodness).
Anyway, Beowulf also has a companion/love interest in the form of Swedish amazon Nan-Zee. He’s on his way to Daneland; She’s a siren-esque “slave-maid of Satan.” Once they do their “meet cute” it’s off to battle Grendel...only first they’ve got to contend with swamp-dwelling reptile men, dwarfish trolls, and a door to the underworld. There Beowulf kills Satan’s three-headed sabertooth tiger watchdog and then busts right to Satan’s throne room.
When man lived savagely in the the shadow of all-mighty Wyrd, the God of Fate, and in terror of Satan, Dragon-Lord of the Underworld.”
Thus begins DC Comics’ Beowulf: Dragon-Slayer. Not content with merely adapting the story of the Anglo-Saxon hero to a comic context, scribe Michael Uslan and artist Ricardo Villamonte drive the seventies comic book Sword & Sorcery muscle car straight over a cliff into Gonzo Gulch.
Everybody remembers the basic story from English class, right? Prince of the Geats, Beowulf, does a solid for Hrothgar, King of the Danes, whose got a problem with a monster named Grendel. In this version, Grendel is being explicitly egged on by his dead-beat dad, Satan. Beowulf, for symmetry, is a tool in the hands of the Wyrd (who sometimes seems to be a stand-in for Yahweh, but other times more ambiguous in goodness).
Anyway, Beowulf also has a companion/love interest in the form of Swedish amazon Nan-Zee. He’s on his way to Daneland; She’s a siren-esque “slave-maid of Satan.” Once they do their “meet cute” it’s off to battle Grendel...only first they’ve got to contend with swamp-dwelling reptile men, dwarfish trolls, and a door to the underworld. There Beowulf kills Satan’s three-headed sabertooth tiger watchdog and then busts right to Satan’s throne room.
That’s just the second issue.
What follows is a quest to gain magical “zumak fruit” to best Grendel. Along the way, they’ll encounter pygmies, druids working for Sumerian space gods in flying saucers, Dracula menacing a lost tribe of Israel, and finally the Minotaur.
A pivotal point of the drama arrives with this scene:
That’s right: Grendel stabs Satan with a stalactite and seizes the throne of Hell because he’s mad his infernal majesty chose Dracula (literally Satan’s son) as heir instead of Grendel.
Tragically, the whole high-concept saga that would have made history and literature professors loose sanity points like a character in Call of Cthulhu (if they'd read it) only lasted six issues. Why, oh why, hasn’t DC collected this?
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Junkyard Rats
With Diabolico still absent and Lenny wandering off at the urging of his inner (rabbit) demon, Boris and Loone were left to investigate Greasy Lake Scrapyard on there own. At the junkyard they unexpectedly met lion-tamer and adventure serial star, Cornelius Doyle.
Doyle was there after what he suspected was a werewolf. Everybody was surprised when they were attack by a family of yokel wererats. The teenagers Tater and Jughaid took a bite (literally) out of Boris, while Papa Snuffy and Mama Luweezy went after Doyle and Erskine. Doyle’s foresight in bringing silver bullets paid off. Luweezy and Snuffy were quickly snuffed.
Their offspring only lasted a little longer. Boris was badly injured, so the gang had to hide from a couple of Eisenmensch investigating the gunshots. Stealthily following them, they discovered a rally being led by a masked figure promising a group of Eisenmensch that their weak flesh would soon be replaced utterly by machine--and then the same would be true for the rest of imperfect humanity. Interestingly, on the stage with this figure was Silas Atwill, Hew Hazzard’s newly named head of automata development.
Informed of the dead wererats, the Eisenmenschen began to spread out looking for infiltrators. The gang beat a haste retreat and made it back to the City. Boris got treated for wereratism at the charity hospital.
Our heroes still have more questions than answers. The leader of the Eisenmenschen would-be revolutionaries has the dodecahedron--but who is the leader? Does Hazzard know what his subordinate is up to? Where is the heartspring the dodecahedron needs, and what happens if it’s activated?
In other news, the gang finally got their secretary: Miss Lola DeWytt:
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Warlord Wednesday: Deathwatch
Let's re-enter the lost world with another installment of my issue by issue examination of DC Comic's Warlord, the earlier installments of which can be found here...
"Deathwatch"
Warlord #102 (February 1986)
Written by Michael Fleisher; Penciled by Paris Cullins and Martin King, Inked Pablo Marcos
Synopsis: Morgan veers slightly from his destination of the Greenfire
Sea (where he hopes to find a wizard who can cure Jennifer from her aging
illness) so he can go by his crashed jet and get more ammo from his
stash. He finds it (again) being used as
a place a sacrifice by some cultists.
Morgan routs them and frees there intended victim, who turns out to be a
bit on the haughty side:
Things to Notice:
She’s Zupara, Queen of the Q’enara Amazons, and rather than
walk all the way back to her valley, she decides she’ll ride with Morgan until
she can steal a horse. Along the way,
she tells the story of her tribe, who came to Skartaris from the surface eons
ago to escape “the patriarchal domination of males.”
Zupara became queen on the death of her mother, but the
attack of a river monster on the funeral barge caused her to be swept over a
waterfall. She wound up in the cultists’
hands.
It just isn't her day: No sooner has she finished her story, than they’re ambushed
and netted by slavers!
Elsewhere, Machiste and Mariah encounter a beggar on the
road from Shamballah to Kiro who knows who Machiste is and prophecizes that
his reign will be marked by prosperity and he and Mariah will have many
descendants. As soon as the couple
passes, the mendicant ties a message to the leg of a pigeon and sends it
off. Sometime later, it’s received in an
opulent mansion in Kiro, where to conspirators learn of Machiste’s impending
return and hint menacingly that he will never arrive.
Meanwhile, Morgan and Zupara are tied up in the slaver’s
camp. A dice game keeps their captors
distracted long enough that they can cut their bonds and attack. Beating up the slavers, they steal too horses
and make for a nearby town for a good meal.
In a tavern, Zupara is disgusted by the behavior of men in
regard to a dancing girl. Worse yet, when
a patron gets too friendly with Zupara herself:
Morgan finds himself in a tavern brawl. He fights his way to
the door, pulling the reluctant Zupara along. She'd would rather stay and
continue the fight.
Finally, they reach the borders of Zupara’s homeland, and
they prepare to part ways. Before they
can, a contingent of amazons show up and seize Morgan! It seems a big bald amazon has usurped
Zupara’s throne in her absence and doesn’t want to relinquish rulership. She challenges Zupara to trial by combat—with
Morgan’s life in the balance, too!
After a pitch battle, Zupara wins and sees her foe topple
into the flames. Zupara regains her throne and frees Morgan. She thanks him for
his help—but tells him to be gone and never set foot in the land of the amazons
again!
Morgan rides on.
- Morgan's crashed SR-71 was used by lizardmen as a place of sacrifice back in issue #3.
- The amazon's have a sort of Kirby-esque aesthetic to their material culture.
Where it Comes From:
Amazons are sort of a comic book and pulp fiction stable who have there origins, of course, in Greek mythology. It seems odd it took them a 102 issues to show up in Warlord.
This issue may be inspired by to Warlord issues from the Grell run. The "plane as altar" from the aforementioned issue #3. Issue #48 bears some similarities with its sacrifice that's more than she seems and Morgan himself having to be rescued (by a woman in both cases).
Amazons are sort of a comic book and pulp fiction stable who have there origins, of course, in Greek mythology. It seems odd it took them a 102 issues to show up in Warlord.
This issue may be inspired by to Warlord issues from the Grell run. The "plane as altar" from the aforementioned issue #3. Issue #48 bears some similarities with its sacrifice that's more than she seems and Morgan himself having to be rescued (by a woman in both cases).
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Contest Submissions Closed
The deadline for submitting entries for the Gimme Your Weird Adventures contest has passed. The response was bigger than I anticipated. Thanks to everyone for their entries!
I've been reading them as they've come in, but the tough job of trying to choose between them looms. If enlisted some help from a panel culled from my face to face gaming group. I'll announce the results as soon as we finish our deliberations.
Monday, September 17, 2012
Hell's Hoods: The Bull
A river of blood arises from slaughterhouse and rendering plant runoff flowing through a maze of ditches and channels. This is the Malebolge: the territory of an infernal crime family of the same name. Besides running the processing facilities for damaged souls, the Malebolge family promotes violent crimes and extortion on the Material Plane.
The family’s boss is the arch-devil Moloch. Whether dressed in a butcher’s apron or a suit, he’s imposing: a hulking figure with the head of a bull. His upper body and head are skinless, and his horns and eyes are black as onyx. Smoke periodically snorts from his nostrils. His shadow is thick and the color of congealing blood.
Combat: Moloch fights like a minotaur--and one of great strength. He prefers to kill foes with his hands, horns, or hooves as opposed to weapons; He particularly disdains firearms.
Diabolical Abilities: Moloch’s presence can cause fear within a 20 ft. radius. He can cause pain in anyone he touches, but he only uses this to aid coercion or intimidation. Moloch has a special interest in drawing the young into the criminal life, and despite his horrific form, has an unusual affinity with adolescents.
Pacts: Moloch may be summoned by burning money (taken from another) within a circle drawn in blood on the floor of a meat locker. Moloch can cause an “accident” to happen to a place of business. He knows the location of any secreted stashes of money, and where the remains of any individual murdered and hidden on the prime material plane may be found.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
The City by Gaslight
Weird Adventures presents the City and it’s world in the year 5888, an era of automobiles, machine guns, and jazz. Of course, that’s not the only age when there’s adventure to be had:
Roughly a hundred years ago, alchemical gaslamps began to appear in the streets of the City. For about forty years, their flickering lights held sway--but banishing the night didn’t always banish the darkness.
The little wars in the South and West created battle-hardened veterans and returned them to the streets of the City ,where times were hard and opportunities few. Political corruption was the order of the day. Immigrants streamed from all over the world to be crammed into the most crowded slums in existence where disease and crime were rampant.
And then, of course, there were the monsters.
Foes: Serial killer thaumaturgists, street gangs, corrupt politicians and their cronies, mad inventors.
Media Inspirations: Film/TV: Copper, Gangs of New York, Sherlock Holmes, Vidocq, The Wild Wild West; Books: The Alienist, The Dante Club, The Devil in the White City, the John Silence stories, the Carnacki Ghost-Finder stories; Comic Books: Batman: Gotham by Gaslight, From Hell (the movie, too), League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Weird Western Tales (2001).
Miscellaneous Inspirations: Jack the Ripper, Spring-Heeled Jack, Spiritualism,Steampunk.
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