Thursday, December 5, 2013

Touring the Strange Stars


The great luxury star liners afford passengers the opportunity to see the civilized worlds in high style--and their are no more opulent ships in known space than those in our Galburac-class. These vessels provide accommodations and recreation for thousands of guests in a variety of different artificial environments.

An endless party awaits travelers, enlivened by stops at exotic resorts and a full array of the latest recreational cybernetics and chemicals.

But these festivities are only a small part of the recreational experiences our star liners offer...

When on safari in our hunting preserve habitats, make sure to follow the instructions of the djägga guides. They'll be sure to remind you that blushing shraik always travel in mating pairs!

Or for those looking for adventure of a more spiritual variety, an aero-sled ride through the canopy of the jungles of Dodona surrounds you in the songs (both auditory and psychic) of its contemplative trees.

Book your star liner cruise today!

11 comments:

Jack said...

Please tell me the crew will be patterned after the Love Boat.

Trey said...

Every bartender is an Isaac.

Except that their hermaphroditic androids.

garrisonjames said...

Any blue Divas?

Francis Lee said...

I'm guessing.....expensive?

Trey said...

@garrisonjames - Almost certainly.

@Fran - You know what they say: If you have to ask how much it costs...

Chris Kutalik said...

Missing a dashing young froguloid pilot.

Trey said...

Well, as long as he's dashing...

John Till said...

Is there a Golden Ticket which if you get it means you never have to leave? And is that a good thing?

Tim Shorts said...

I so want to go on an areo-sled ride. That looks like a blast. Although I'm sure I would snap my neck on a long hanging vine.

Trey said...

@John - Maybe that's where the staff comes from?

@Tim - Please sign this waiver absolving galactic tours of any responsibility. Of course, in the future they can probably just ressurect you.

Chris C. said...

I'm definitely going to book these cruises regularly when I retire.

Do they have galactic bingo halls on board?