The great luxury star liners afford passengers the opportunity to see the civilized worlds in high style--and their are no more opulent ships in known space than those in our
Galburac-class. These vessels provide accommodations and recreation for thousands of guests in a variety of different artificial environments.
An endless party awaits travelers, enlivened by stops at exotic resorts and a full array of the latest recreational cybernetics and chemicals.
But these festivities are only a small part of the recreational experiences our star liners offer...
When on safari in our hunting preserve habitats, make sure to follow the instructions of the djägga guides. They'll be sure to remind you that blushing shraik always travel in mating pairs!
Or for those looking for adventure of a more spiritual variety, an aero-sled ride through the canopy of the jungles of Dodona surrounds you in the songs (both auditory and psychic) of its contemplative trees.
Book your star liner cruise today!
Please tell me the crew will be patterned after the Love Boat.
ReplyDeleteEvery bartender is an Isaac.
ReplyDeleteExcept that their hermaphroditic androids.
Any blue Divas?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing.....expensive?
ReplyDelete@garrisonjames - Almost certainly.
ReplyDelete@Fran - You know what they say: If you have to ask how much it costs...
Missing a dashing young froguloid pilot.
ReplyDeleteWell, as long as he's dashing...
ReplyDeleteIs there a Golden Ticket which if you get it means you never have to leave? And is that a good thing?
ReplyDeleteI so want to go on an areo-sled ride. That looks like a blast. Although I'm sure I would snap my neck on a long hanging vine.
ReplyDelete@John - Maybe that's where the staff comes from?
ReplyDelete@Tim - Please sign this waiver absolving galactic tours of any responsibility. Of course, in the future they can probably just ressurect you.
I'm definitely going to book these cruises regularly when I retire.
ReplyDeleteDo they have galactic bingo halls on board?