Random Motley Pirate Captains & their Ships

Art by William Stout

Here's an excerpt from the Azurth Adventure Digest: A series of random tables related to Motley Pirate captains and their ships.

Name

1 Black Hart

2 Black Mark

3 White Lily

4 White Lyle

5 Red Herron

6 Yellow Rose

7 Green Horne

8 Golden Boyd

9 Blue Yonder

10 Silver Bullitt

11 Gray Harriet

12 Purple Patch

Known For:

1 challenging captives to a game of checkers

2 an exotic pet

3 tendency to break into song

4 gold prosthetic nose

5 fine swordsmanship

6 prodigious appetite

7 half-merperson ancestry

8 mismatched eye color

9 numerous tattoos

10 sartorial excess

11 seasickness
12 Obsession with a specific sea creature

Ship

1 Scarwhal

2 Nigh Invulnerable

3 Blatant Beast

4 Typhoonigator

5 Luminous Nose

6 Hardluck Hooligan

7 Runcible Goose

8 Grand Panjandrum

9 Black Barnacle

10 Bandersnatch

11 Dubious Venture

12 Terrible Dogfish

Exotic Booty

1 A velvet bag of invisible, yet glowing star-gems.

2 Crates of ancient automata parts and junk machinery from Sang

3 The captured Frogling ambassador of Undersea and his attache

4 Casks of fine Viridian chrysochlorous wine

5 A nereid in a tank, actually a favored niece of the Sea King

6 Mirror boxes of bootleg moonlight

7 A small flask containing a condensed squall

8 Somewhat water-damaged back issues of the periodical Wizardry

9 Three cursed swords with a hatred for each other

10 A barrel of exotic fruit that act as a potions of healing if eaten

11 A corked and sealed bottle with a letter of introduction to King Volturnus, the East Wind

12 Crystalline unicorn figurines in various colors