Our 5e Azurth game continued last night with the party still on the road to the Sapphire City at the center of the Land of Azurth. After several days on the road, they were now near the northern border of Yanth Country. Tired of sleeping by the roadside, they decided to spend the night in the sound of Shkizz. Kully has heard through on the bard circuit that Shkizz is a really boring town, but a safe one.
Emblazoned on Shkizz's walls are the motto: "Blandness is Next to Godliness." The party finds out the town tries their hardest to live that by that creed. All the food is bland, the clothes unisex and colorless, and there is no alcohol to be had.
The party gets rooms at the Tranquil Glenn Inn, where they are in bed by curfew. Several hours after they are in bed (but not sleeping, suspicious of this town), they are awakened by sounds of merrymaking, and wild abandon. The people of Shkizz have traded their drab clothes for colorful carnival attire (when they are wearing clothes at all), consuming massive amounts of alcohol, and generally engaging in wanton hedonism and even criminality.
The party doesn't understand what's going on, but they do a little drinking and play some music to blend in. After a few hours, the revelers were either passed out, concussed, or secluded for amorous activities. The party took up strategic hiding places to see what happened next. As dawn begin to break, hungover workers arrive in their daytime attire to clean up the the detritus of the night's debauchery.
When the party tried to question the townsfolk they were met by icy stares--and then they were approached by guardsmen who arrested them for not disturbing the peace the night before! They were swiftly taken before a judge and found guilty of not committing any number of crimes. They're sentenced to two days in jail.
The party plans to break out at night time, thus committing a crime and obeying Shkizz's rules, but before they do, they see robed figures descending down a hidden stair in the back of the court building.
Their curiosity piqued, once they escape, they follow the mysterious figures below.
I love this so much!!
ReplyDeleteThis town is like something straight out of Vance!
ReplyDeleteThere's also something really delightful about them being arrested for not committing crimes. I wonder if Shkizz has any ties to Demonland?
I feel I was jailed unjustly! Come on, I was actually doing shots off Kairon's tail! I have been framed!
ReplyDeleteI've almost got a mind to burn this jailhouse down on our way out of here. They want some hell raising, I'll give them some. Lock ME up, willya??
I just want to go on record as saying as a wood elf and a ranger, I was perfectly happy to sleep in the woods. Hmph. You want to get into some real trouble, follow non-elves around. That's an excellent way to spend the night in a cell.