An ominous door at the end of a hall in a cheap tenement somewhere in the City. You step over the drunk sleeping it off outside. Behind the door you find:
1. Two sets of men's clothes in puddles of goo.
2. A roiling, red-tinged fog that seems to pulsate as if with the beating of a heart.
3. A well-dressed man from nowhere.
4. Walls bare but for peeling paint. The faint sound of a child sobbing.
5. A group of 1d6 hobogoblins gathered around table watching two men play Russian roulette.
6. A single bed with a large constrictor snake curled upon it with a ominous bulge.
7. Smears of blood on the floor; a naked hanging lightbulb swinging, as if recently disturbed.
8. A nest of bugbear hatchlings and their strange birthing machinery.
9. A hillybilly giant in a gingham dress sitting on a bed and sobbing into her hands.
10. The grim reaper seated at a table with a chess board.
11. The complete skin of an elderly man draped across a bed as if in repose.
12. Pulp magazines stacked almost ceiling high and forming a veritable maze.
1 comment:
Too funny. My college girlfriend's dorm room was at the end of the hall freshman year. Two beds, but her roommate had a stuffed animal constrictor snake complete with ominous bulge.
Fond not-quite-childhood memories there. :)
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