I would have preferred to see a perfect '10'
Brilliant!Though, I've always wondered if naked women shouldn't be considered AC 2 due to distraction?
It AC 8 for sure. Now, lower that shield and she might get a free attack if one fails their save vs adolescence.
Wait! That's a Headband of Protection! What's the AC bonus for that?
Now that sure beats the chainmail bikini.
Descending? I'm ascending here. :)
I figured this post might generate some great one-liners, and thus far, I have not been disappointed. :)@Sean - You may have a point there...@JD - I think that falls under "petrification."@JF - Hmmm..Good point. I hadn't considered the possibility of magic items.
Damn, girl, get some boots of f-me for crying out loud!
All she needs now are the "Kneepads of Allure." ;D
Dungeonmum & Christopher B - I think you guys are on your way to brainstorming a supplement of niche apparel magic items.
<---Always fails save versus adolescence. I haven't been able to not see Captain Jack's version of Iko Iko for two days.
I would give her a +5 rule-of-cool bonus to AC for her birthday suit, as she is giving my AC "ascending" ;)
Dexterity bonus? In those shoes?
I would have preferred to see a perfect '10'
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteThough, I've always wondered if naked women shouldn't be considered AC 2 due to distraction?
It AC 8 for sure. Now, lower that shield and she might get a free attack if one fails their save vs adolescence.
ReplyDeleteWait! That's a Headband of Protection! What's the AC bonus for that?
ReplyDeleteNow that sure beats the chainmail bikini.
ReplyDeleteDescending? I'm ascending here. :)
ReplyDeleteI figured this post might generate some great one-liners, and thus far, I have not been disappointed. :)
ReplyDelete@Sean - You may have a point there...
@JD - I think that falls under "petrification."
@JF - Hmmm..Good point. I hadn't considered the possibility of magic items.
Damn, girl, get some boots of f-me for crying out loud!
ReplyDeleteAll she needs now are the "Kneepads of Allure." ;D
ReplyDeleteDungeonmum & Christopher B - I think you guys are on your way to brainstorming a supplement of niche apparel magic items.
ReplyDelete<---Always fails save versus adolescence. I haven't been able to not see Captain Jack's version of Iko Iko for two days.
ReplyDeleteI would give her a +5 rule-of-cool bonus to AC for her birthday suit, as she is giving my AC "ascending" ;)
ReplyDeleteDexterity bonus? In those shoes?
ReplyDelete