Sunday, December 19, 2010

Armor Class: 9?


Descending.  And, of course, not taking into account any dexterity bonus.

13 comments:

Clovis Cithog said...

I would have preferred to see a perfect '10'

Sean Robson said...

Brilliant!

Though, I've always wondered if naked women shouldn't be considered AC 2 due to distraction?

JDJarvis said...

It AC 8 for sure. Now, lower that shield and she might get a free attack if one fails their save vs adolescence.

JF said...

Wait! That's a Headband of Protection! What's the AC bonus for that?

Harald said...

Now that sure beats the chainmail bikini.

Risus Monkey said...

Descending? I'm ascending here. :)

Trey said...

I figured this post might generate some great one-liners, and thus far, I have not been disappointed. :)

@Sean - You may have a point there...

@JD - I think that falls under "petrification."

@JF - Hmmm..Good point. I hadn't considered the possibility of magic items.

Dungeonmum said...

Damn, girl, get some boots of f-me for crying out loud!

Christopher B said...

All she needs now are the "Kneepads of Allure." ;D

Trey said...

Dungeonmum & Christopher B - I think you guys are on your way to brainstorming a supplement of niche apparel magic items.

ancientvaults said...

<---Always fails save versus adolescence. I haven't been able to not see Captain Jack's version of Iko Iko for two days.

Malcadon said...

I would give her a +5 rule-of-cool bonus to AC for her birthday suit, as she is giving my AC "ascending" ;)

Dan said...

Dexterity bonus? In those shoes?