Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Wednesday Comics: DC, November 1982 (week 2)

I'm reading DC Comics' output from January 1980 (cover date) to Crisis! Today, I'm looking at the comics at newsstands on the week of August 12, 1982. 


Marvel and DC Present Featuring the the Uncanny X-Men and the New Teen Titans #1: The existence of this crossover is a testament to changing times at Marvel and DC. The previous crossovers involved "blue chip" characters big in merchandising, but here are the current hot teams from current titles. Darkseid resurrects Dark Phoenix intending to use her power to transform Earth into a second Apokolips. The Teen Titans and the X-Men move to stop the two and Darkseid's lackeys the Para-Demons and the Terminator (Deathstroke, that is). Raven and Professor X psychically weaken the Phoenix-entity so that she it is forced to possess the body of Cyclops to survive. Reunion with her former lover returns Phoenix's memories of her life as Jean Grey, and she turns on Darkseid in revenge for his having reawakened her from death. Darkseid and Dark Phoenix vanish in a massive explosion, and later Metron sees Darkseid apparently imprisoned like the Promethean giants. Claremont delivers on what you want from one of these which is the characters interacting on complimentary ways but also briefly fighting each other. The Simonson/Austin art team isn't what we expect for either team, but it works.


Batman #353: This is a pretty standard Bronze Age Joker story from Conway, helped a little perhaps by art by Garcia-Lopez and Tollin. The Joker plans to dynamite the New Jersey Palisades into the shape of his head and kill the Batman in the process. What's interesting about this story to me is it positions Gotham as not in New Jersey (contrary to more recent and other Bronze Age lore) and puts the New Jersey Palisades right across the river from Gotham, suggesting Gotham occupies the same spot as Manhattan, which is weird because New York also exists in the DCU (as seen in The New Teen Titans).


Daring New Adventures of Supergirl #1: Kupperberg and Infantino/Oksner have relocated Linda Danvers to Chicago where she enrolls in Lake Shore University and gets an apartment--with a neighbor named Johnny Ostrander? Anyway, at the campus, she has a chance encounter with Gayle Marsh, a psychic with incredible powers, and both sense the power in each other. Gayle is being trained by a Svengali-type called Mr. Pendergast to wipe out the moral "decay" around them by destroying Chicago. Marsh transforms into the scantily-costumed Psi to do just that, but she is opposed by Supergirl. She initially defeats Supergirl, but, after a mental argument with Pendergast, she's allowed not to kill her--at least not until she saps Supergirl's powers and adds them to her own!


Flash #315: Bates and Infantino bring Goldface, fresh from his defeat in Green Lantern, to Central City as he attempts to start a new criminal network. He tries to capture Mick "Heatwave" Rory to learn the Flash's identity, but Rory escapes and goes to the Flash for help. Meanwhile, the Eradicator kills again, this time to protect his secret identity--which is even more clearly telegraphed as the "bleeding heart" Senator, Creed Phillips. I'll say this, and not necessarily as a complete reflection on this story: Bates has always done a good job of juggling subplots in this title, even at times when the main story wasn't as interesting.


G.I. Combat #247: I've to feel a bit for Kanigher, because the twilight of the war comic I suspect means the sunset of his long career, but I can't be too sad about it when he recycles plot ideas. The first Haunted Tank story here is much like a Sgt. Rock story from a few months ago, where the heroes wonder through various war vignettes and wind up being stellar at a bunch of different jobs. The second HT story s better, with another of the crew seeing a ghost for once, as Craig is haunted by the ghost of Slim (the guy he replaced) until he proves himself.

In the Mercenaries story with art by Vicatan, the trio is hired to bring in a group of treacherous agents selling weapons to terrorists. The agents see through the deception, but don't reckon on the Mercenaries boobytrapping their own boat. Kana the ninja is back in the good graces of Control and doing honorable ninja stuff to help the American war effort. In the last story, an actress's knowledge of Shakespeare allows her to formulate a plan for an American victory in battle.
 

Jonah Hex #66: Hex is still on the vengeance trail, going after another of the rogue cavalrymen that left his fiancée to die years ago. Webster tries to use a criminal gang to do his dirty work but comes to ruin in the end and is exposed as a coward as well as a thief and murder before his wife, who takes a liking to the more manly Hex. Fleischer and friends are coasting.


Saga of the Swamp Thing #7: I mentioned last time that this title was weird, right? So we ended last time the reveal that most of the partygoers were cyclops-like monsters. As they attack, the Sunderland Corporation Executives escape on a hydrofoil. For some reason, Harry Kay gives Dennis Barclay a gun and tells the other executives that Barclay and Tremayne were killed. They make their way to to ship's sick bay to analyze the monsters' blood. Meanwhile, Swamp Thing discovers a large sea monster in the depths of the ship and learns by telepathic means, that it arrived on earth as a microscopic organism on a spaceship that landed in the ocean and mutated when it came into contact with an experimental strain of herpes virus (a Sunderland Corp cargo ship sank with the virus on board). The alien now continues to spread by infecting humans and destroying passing ships in an attempt to rebuild its own spaceship to go home. The monster then tries to infect the Swampy, but his blood seems to cause the monster pain. He escapes and Barclay is able to use his blood to make a serum they put in a bomb and use to inoculate the monster, killing it. Swamp Thing winds up on an island that apparently has dinosaurs.

In the Barr/Carrillo Phantom Stranger backup, the Stranger, after saving a woman from killing herself in remorse over her fiance's death, reasons that she is being punished for transgressions in a past life, so he bargains with a mysterious Voice to be allowed to show them to her so she can be aware of what she has done.


New Teen Titans #25: More action in the Vega System. Thinks aren't going so well in the Titans' attempt save Starfire and the Omega Men's plan to keep the Citadelians from taking X'Hal from Oa. Raven is almost overcome by the Trigon side of her personality, and Demonia attempts unsuccessfully to betray her comrades to Lord Damyn. There's a standoff where Cyborg threatens to kill Lord Damyn unless Komand'r surrenders, but Blackfire just kills Damyn herself and claiming the throne of the Citadel homeworld. And X'Hal decides to go with the Citadelians! 


Superman #377: Kupperberg is credited as "guest writer" this issue. Terra-Man's back, but losing a battle to Superman, he accidentally warps o an alternate Earth where he meets a double of himself with magical powers. Like, mainly he makes a gun shape with his fingers and shoots a magical beam. The two Terra-Men team up to lure Superman to the magic-based Earth and defeat him. Superman has to throw out some spells he learned from Zatanna and gather magical wands and other tools from a museum to defeat them, fighting fire with fire. It's all goofy, admittedly, but Superman's method of dealing with the threat is also kind of clever, so not bad.

6 comments:

bombasticus said...

On more careful thought it would be outstanding if some clever person rescripted X-Titans and tweaked the art a little so it's Trigon who wants to resurrect Jean as his new bride / daughter / culmination of his evil plan.

This would make it more of an organic Titans story and give Raven in particular more to do since she is also a bird lady fighting a sinister urge. (Cameo from the Shi'ar throneworld.)

Speaking of space people, swap out the parademons for the gordanian threat but keep Deathstroke in his bizarre cameo role . . . this would play out like the original Intergang plot in Jimmy Olsen, with H.I.V.E. secretly being infiltrated by gordanian interests and the Terminator playing a dangerous game.

Bonus points if the new script is in the style of a young Alan Moore.

Timothy S. Brannan said...

I remember that Titans/X-Men crossover well. IT was a big deal back then. It also marked my brief transition from a DC fan to an X-Men fan. I came to my senses a long time ago and went back to DC.

Dick McGee said...

G.I. Combat #247: I don't think you need to feel too bad for Bob Kanigher. At this point he was about 67 years old and had been working steadily in comics for 44 years (and working other jobs since he was 12). The guy's credited with writing over 1900 stories for DC, created hundreds of characters (many of whom persist to this day), and was arguably one of the ten most influential writers of both the Golden and Silver Ages, only slowing down a bit in the Bronze Age. While he's best known for his war comics by many folks, he spent decades on cape books, including an unequalled 22 years on Wonder Woman. He'll be pretty much retired soon, and certainly earned a rest.

Also think he's got the most fictional in-universe streets and municipalities named after him of any DC creator, but I might be wrong. Fox has a lot a too. :

If he's getting a little formulaic by 1982, he's got a pretty good excuse for it. Just remembering what he'd already done and when had to be getting pretty tough after all that output.

Superman #377: I've often wondered why more Kryptonians (Clark in particular) don't take up some study of magic. It's one of their traditional weaknesses (or at least not-invulnerabilities) and you'd think learning at least some basic counterspells would be a priority. More serious skills might not be worth the time and effort to develop, but having a backup power set for the inevitable "stuck under a red sun" or "powers disabled by weird science gadget de jour" situation sure would be helpful.

Have to assume the GM put their foot down and veto'd picking up spot defenses and going off-build. Must be a Champions game. :)

Trey said...

Ha! Probably right.

Trey said...

I like your version better.

Dale Houston said...

I guess Dollar Comics are $1.25 now. While the Dollar Comic name is pretty clever, tying their larger comics to a particular price point during a period of heavy inflation. I tried blogging my way through the Dollar Comics a while ago but didn't get far because they're pretty dreary. At least the early ones are a lot more filler than killer.

I got both Titans comics that came out this week. Titans/X-Men is the best of that first round of Marvel-DC crossovers. I think work started on the comic not long after the Titans premiered so there's not a lot of Titans lore to reference. This is probably the first comic I read that had Darkseid in it - if not it's certainly the first one where he is a complete badass. I started reading X-Men right after this came out.

DC's cover game is pretty good here, a big step up from their 1970's output.