From the Sorcerer's Skull: Armor Class: 9?

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Armor Class: 9?

Descending. And, of course, not taking into account any dexterity bonus.

13 comments:

Clovis Cithog said...: I would have preferred to see a perfect '10'; December 19, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Sean Robson said...: Brilliant!

Though, I've always wondered if naked women shouldn't be considered AC 2 due to distraction?; December 19, 2010 at 10:13 AM
JDJarvis said...: It AC 8 for sure. Now, lower that shield and she might get a free attack if one fails their save vs adolescence.; December 19, 2010 at 11:10 AM
JF said...: Wait! That's a Headband of Protection! What's the AC bonus for that?; December 19, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Harald said...: Now that sure beats the chainmail bikini.; December 19, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Unknown said...: Descending? I'm ascending here. :); December 19, 2010 at 2:17 PM
Trey said...: I figured this post might generate some great one-liners, and thus far, I have not been disappointed. :)

@Sean - You may have a point there...

@JD - I think that falls under "petrification."

@JF - Hmmm..Good point. I hadn't considered the possibility of magic items.; December 19, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Fran Terminiello said...: Damn, girl, get some boots of f-me for crying out loud!; December 19, 2010 at 4:45 PM
Christopher B said...: All she needs now are the "Kneepads of Allure." ;D; December 19, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Trey said...: Dungeonmum & Christopher B - I think you guys are on your way to brainstorming a supplement of niche apparel magic items.; December 19, 2010 at 5:16 PM
Anonymous said...: <---Always fails save versus adolescence. I haven't been able to not see Captain Jack's version of Iko Iko for two days.; December 19, 2010 at 7:40 PM
Malcadon said...: I would give her a +5 rule-of-cool bonus to AC for her birthday suit, as she is giving my AC "ascending" ;); December 20, 2010 at 3:06 AM
Dan said...: Dexterity bonus? In those shoes?; December 20, 2010 at 9:22 AM