The Evil Wizard Explains It All

 Our Land of Azurth 5e campaign continued last night with the part "thought projecting" themselves back to the future they visited before to fulfill Kory Keenstep's unorthodox scheme of making a new film to rouse the Land of Yai from its isolationism. The arrive in the future unscatched except for Shade who has somehow thought herself into a rabbit body. They play around with their ability to think up equipment but realize they can't create a new elven form for Shade--at least not without expending too much energy.

The team goes about their tasks. Most of them are getting footage of generally dystopian events while Kully goes to deliver to the party from the past cryptic messages. After filming their past selves' entrance to the roving Castle Machina, they decide to go to the camps outside of the ruins of Rivertown and do some interviews. Waylon asks after the confused young man they met last time, Roderick Drue. They don't find him, though.

Later, when they are camping, Drue approaches the camp. He asks them for the book, The Wizard of Azurth. When he realizes they don't have it, he becomes angry and transforms into an older and more imposing man who looks like a film negative. This is the Wizard of Azurth! He reveals the young Drue had long ago returned to his own time and that the Drue they met was merely a thoughtform of himself created with the aid of Mortzengersturm in 1893! 

The Wizard reveals how he has been after magical power in an attempt to obtain immortality. He had hoped he would find it in the Land of Azurth, but when he finally achieved the means to travel here in person, he found a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He did meet several child-like, alien creatures, faeries really, who had a copy of the book and were obsessed with it. He coaxed the simple creatures into using their vast powers to create the Land of Azurth from the story book in that wasteland. In the process, they became Azulina and her hand-maidens, and Drue became the Wizard of Azurth.

Since that time, he has realized that that book, imbued with such magical energy, is the object he needs--but the book is lost. He had hoped to use the spy apparatus in Yai to find it, but the city's defenses have kept him out. The party, perhaps unwisely, volunteers the information that it is perhaps no longer so difficult to get into the city. The Wizard, though, is still focused on using a page from the Book of Doors. 

The party did have that book, but now they only have one page. They fool the Wizard into believing the page they have is the entrance to Yai. They turn it over to him and while he examines it, quickly think themselves back to Yai. All except Erekose who can't seem to make it work! As the furious Wizard advances to attack, the party slaps around their friend's sleeping body until he snaps back.

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They get Kory to make a VHS tape of the Wizard's confession so they can show it to the Elders of Yai. Surprisingly, they are able to convince the Elders to view it and the Elders are convinced. They agree to join the resistance. They tell the party where the Princess Viola is--the Junk City of Sang.

Jianghu Dungeoncrawl Sources

 

After my previous blogpost, fellow blogger and Asian Cinema-phile Steve suggested a couple of martial arts films that actually have some vaguely dungeoncrawlish sequences:

Masked Avengers (1981)

House of Traps (1982)

18 Bronzemen (1976)

Wednesday Comics: DC, March 1982 (week 3)

My goal: read DC Comics' output from January 1980 (cover date) to Crisis! This week, I'm looking at the comics at newsstands around December 17, 1981.

Brave & the Bold #184: This is a Christmas story by Barr and Aparo teaming Batman and the Huntress. The Huntress comes to Earth-One to spend Christmas with her quasi-family, Batman. The holiday spirit is soured when records from an arrested mobster appear to show that Thomas Wayne had financial deals with the mob, and his former accountant's records seem to confirm it. Bruce decides to give up the cowl and the Huntress frets that that decision will lead to his death just like it did for her father. In the end though, the accountant was the dirty one and Thomas Wayne is exonerated.

Legion of Super-Heroes #285: Levitz and Broderick/Tanghal have the Legion in the market for a new cruiser on Nullport, but they uncover a Khundish plot. The story introduces H'Hrnath, the cigar-chomping, hard-bargaining, equine manager of Nullport. There's a Dream Girl backup by Levitz and Giffen where she works to restore the Naltorian precognitive abilities.

Green Lantern #150: Wolfman and Staton finally close in on the reset I had been anticipating since the outset of this storyline. First though, a defeated Jordan is taken by St'nlli to Qward. The Qwardians have developed their own Antimatter Lantern Corps, but they need to reverse engineer Jordan's ring to maybe keep their lanterns from dying in 24 hours. Rebuffed by the Guardians, Arisia shows up to help Hal, who reveals this has been an undercover mission all along. They defeat St'nlli, but with an army of Antimatter Lanterns against them, they only triumph thanks to the timely arrival of the Green Lanterns. 

With the Qwardians thwarted, the Green Lanterns return to Oa, where the Guardians given Jordan their verdict. Even though they don't like his recent approach to his duties, they can't ignore his outstanding history as a Green Lantern. As punishment, they command him to leave Earth and not return until his penance is paid. They give him only 24 hours to resolve things back home. Immediately, Hal recharges his ring and returns to Earth, where a lot of story threads having been coming to a head in his absence.

House of Mystery #302: The cover here is completely misleading and seems to reference the story in the next issue if the blurb can be believed. Jones and Sutton again pick up the saga of I...Vampire after Bennett faked his death and started walking across Kansas a couple of issues back. He visits the home of the man he switched places with after the auto accident. The guy's widow, June, takes him on as a boarder and the family grows fond of him. Then her son gets a stake through the heart in an attempt to kill Bennet. Realizing he's brought more death to the people he cares about, Bennett tries to leave. The Cult of the Blood Red Moon catches up to him, and June is killed by an arrow helping him escape. Bummed out by having caused the deaths of an innocent family, he wanders sadly into the night.

Mishkin/Cohn and Redondo/Pabulos present a tale of a roulette game where years of life are the stakes. There's a jokey, alien invasion one pager, then a Christmas tale by Jones and Spiegle. Charlie and Benny are barely scraping by, and Charlie is even considering putting his mentally handicapped brother in an institution, but then a thief who has stolen a Santa disguise leaves his loot and their house, giving them a green Christmas.

Phantom Zone #3: Gerber and Colan/DeZuniga continue the Phantom Zone criminals' assault on the Earth. Supergirl escapes the disintegration pit they through her into but is very week. Batman encounters Jer-Em, the mad prophet, and barely makes it out alive. Meanwhile, Superman and Kweskill continue to try to find a way out of the Phantom Zone, encountering dangerous and bizarre beings, including a Kryptonian wizard who tells them Aethyr, the sentient universe of which the Phantom Zone is a manifestation. 

Sgt. Rock #361: Kanigher and Redondo phone in the main story about two Colonels wanting to know who really leads Easy Company. All the flashbacks tell us it is of course Rock, but none of the Combat Happy Joes say so, fearing that Rock will be moved to a different job or something. Kanigher and Mandrake do a little better with a short about a downed Japanese pilot and a gunner from a sunk U.S. ship fighting to the death over a life preserver. Then there's a story of Celts versus Romans with art by Duursema. Finally, Creamer draws a story about a cowardly Huey pilot in Vietnam who declines to pick up a group of soldiers in desperate need of evacuation only to discover upon his return to base that his brother was among them.

Superman Family #215: After a rocky start last issue, the two Supergirls, who have switched time periods, manage to pull things together and defeat their admittedly B-lister foes, even though classic Supergirl has her powers diminished by the future orange sun, and future Supergirl has her powers increased almost beyond control by the yellow sun of the 20th Century. Then, future Supergirl hypnotizes classic Supergirl so she forgets the whole thing. In Mr. and Mrs. Superman, Superman has to attend Lois's and Clark's anniversary party, but how can Clark be two places at once? With the help of Batman is disguise, of course. 

Rozakis and Calnan/Hunt deliver the obligatory Christmas story when Superbaby helps Jonathan Kent play Santa Claus for the kids at Smallville Orphanage. O'Flynn and Oskner/Colletta Lois Lane teaches a cocky journalism grad about first-hand experience in the sort of crazy-ass reporting she seems to do. Kupperberg and Delbo have some fun with Jimmy Olsen investigating an attack with an acid-tinged cream pie on a rival newspaper publisher, where culprit turns out to be a gruntled, former cartoonist.

Warlord #55: I detailed the main story in this issue here. Kupperberg and Duursema start their high sorcery Arion series as the new backup. Atlantis is beleaguered by the advancing glaciers of the Ice Age and the displacement of "primitives" that live north of them. Only the arrogant young high mage Arion is able to keep the ice at bay--but now it seems his magic has left him. 

Jianghu Dungeoncrawl

A few weeks ago over on Twitter, Erik Jensen of Wampus Country fame had the idea to run Temple of Elemental Evil in Shaw Brothers kung fu style. I think this is a very good idea So good, I'm going to do it myself. Well, maybe not the Temple of Elemental Evil, but some classic D&D module I'm going to reskin as a sort of wuxia adventure.

While I think you could use D&D for this, it does give me an excuse to try out another system. Perhaps Osprey's Righteous Blood, Ruthless Blades? If not that, one of the other wuxia games I've got, but haven't played.

The only question is: what adventure to run?

Wednesday Comics: DC, March 1982 (week 2)

My goal: read DC Comics' output from January 1980 (cover date) to Crisis! This week, I'm looking at the comics at newsstands around December 10, 1981.

Batman #345: This one has a pulpy feel. It reminds me a bit of a Shadow or Doc Savage adventure. It begins with the mysterious Dr. Death killing a would-be betrayer with poison. Later, Robin is covered in dust by a mysterious flying figure. Batman discovers it's a toxin, and it's a race against time to save his partner. In the morgue, they discover the henchman killed earlier died of the same thing, but now they are caught and put into a death trap by Dr. Death! I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Karl Hellfern, homeopathic practitioner to the wealthy, has just come to prominence in Gotham.

There's a Catwoman backup here by Jones and von Eeden. Selina is hired to solve the mystery of some disappearing trains. She discovers the trains are apparently being diverted by ghosts!

Flash #307: Bates and Infantino/Smith are back. The Pied Piper returns with a scheme to both defeat the Flash and get revenge on his wealthy parents who have disowned him (and used their money and influence to hide the Piper's true identity). In the Dr. Fate backup from Pasko and Giffen and Mahlstedt, Totec sends Fate to a realm of the dead where his undead followers attack. Meanwhile, Totec begins a plan to usher in the Fifth Sun and return himself to godhood. Fate escapes from the undead, but then has to face a monster created from Inza's jealousy.

G.I. Combat #239: In Kanigher's and Glanzman's first Haunted Tank story, a maverick general who his superiors feel is reckless sort of proves them right by losing his son's life and then his own in a daring tank assault on a German fuel depot. In the O.S.S. story, Kana the Ninja is again dealing with anti-Japanese prejudice while trying to fight the Japanese. Next up, Boltinoff and Patricio have a woman inventor rescuing a squad of G.I.'s sent to destroy the cannon she made, which had fallen into German hands. Drake and Matucenio tell the story of a wastrel Balkan Prince who is forced to join the army by his father. He dies attempting to surrender to the Germans but his father is told he died a hero to spar his feelings.

In the last Haunted Tank story, Jeb and crew find a small Dutch doll with the mysterious message attached to it - "Aidez Vous! Denise." He leads them to a village being held captive by a German Panzer and associated troops. After defeating the Germans, they return the doll to the little girl who saved her town.

Jonah Hex #58: Jonah befriends a burly but simple-minded guy with a beloved dog who may be the only one that knows the location of a treasure. The only problem is the bad guys would like to get ahold of that information, and contrive a plan to kill them both.

The El Diablo backup continues to be good. This time El Diablo and his creator most face a renegade medicine man and his creation who looks a bit like Marvel's cowboy Ghost Rider. In the end, it's revealed that this white clad specter was sort of the original El Diablo.

New Teen Titans #17: Wolfman and Perez come up with a pretty good one here. One of the best so far of this run, to me. Wally's friend Francis Kane is dealing with a mother so overcome with grief for her dead husband and son that she spends all her time doing seances trying to contact them and blaming Francis for living, and weird manifestations of poltergeist type activity. Francis' mother believes she's possessed. Wally enlists Raven and later the rest of the Titans for help. The activity threatens large swathes of the city, and it looks like Francis may indeed be possessed but Cyborg realizes its magnetism, not magic. The reader finds out at the end that the silhouette of a devil has actually be Dr. Polaris with his horns, trapped in some other dimension and trying to use Francis to get out.

Secrets of Haunted House #47: This the last issue. It has a cover by Denys Cowan. They saved a few decent stories for end, I guess. Timmons and Carillo have a man planning to marry a woman then kill her for money. His plan is complicated by the boogey man he's had trapped in his closet with a light since his childhood. His would-be victim innocently releases the little man with predictable results. Sciacca and Estrada present a sort of Dorian Gray riff where a curse mirror turns a guy into a serial killer and reflects his moral decay. Kelley and Bisette present an atmospheric vignette about a ghostly woman cycling from girl to old woman while pursuing her animated, possessed teddy endlessly through the rooms of a haunted house. Kupperberg and Vicatan have an immortal witch undone when she mistakes two little people for children and tries to feed on their youthful life force. Finally, Cavalieri and La Roque present an unusual violent tale of a disturbed woman whose childhood trauma causes her to go into a dissociative state and attack when she holds a knife. Her son is killed and her husband soon to follow after a set of kitchen knives is delivered to their home as the result of a contest.

Superman #369: Superman learns the true meaning of Christmas. Not really, instead he fights the Parasite who has being using the actions of the unwitting FBI agent Cory Renwald (the kid raised by the Kents before Kal-El's crash as we saw a couple of months ago in Superboy) to set a trap. Superman overcomes the villain and gets a nice holiday moment with his almost-brother.

The Entertainment Industry in Yai

 Our Land of Azurth game continued with the party awaiting the archivist in the ancient, abandoned lounge in the depths of the city of Yai. Unfortunately, the Archivist returns in the custody of young guards of Yai who arrest the party. The leader would have summarily executed them had not one of his juniors named Irwin-37 recognized them as the characters from a popular entertainment. In an attempt to prove who they were he asked trivia questions about their adventures, but they barely remember the details and didn't do so well.

Still, it was good enough to so doubt and they were escorted to the city so that the Elders could decide what to do with them. They find out on the way that the show about them is the creation of the reclusive celebrity producer, Cory-01.

In the more vibrant areas of the domed city they are imprisoned while awaiting an audience with the Elders. Irwin-37 reveals that the city is indeed a ship, an ark, sent into space in a long, elliptical orbit to return to Earth after the planet had sufficiently recovered from a cataclysm and could be repopulated by the people for the ark. Apparently, though, something went wrong as they arrived to a world still dangerous and overrun with mutants (which he assumes the party to be). Irwin-37 tells them it has been generations since they landed, but the Elders feel the outside is full of contagion.

After Irwin leaves, a weird, unicycle vehicle brings a mysterious visitor and his body guards. He somehow is able to free Kully and beckons him to come forward. Kully is reluctant, but the visitor reveals himself to be Kory Keenstep, his father! Kully goes with him.

Kory reveals himself to be the producer Cory-01. He connived his way into Yai society using tech from the Toad Temple. He noticed they had read the Azurth book, so he sold them on further adventures of our heroes. He later revealed that he had come by these tales by spying on the party using a device of Yai.

Unfortunately, his production has been shut down due to the Elders' concerns that it was corrupting the morals of the youth. Kory has an idea to convince them using a "ghost trick" he got from an old book he read in Yai. He claims to have a way to send Kully back in time to haunt the Elders and somehow change their minds. He offers Kully a disguise that looks like the outfit warn by the mysterious stranger the party meet in the future.

Meanwhile, the rest of the party got an audience with the Elders. Well, not in person with the giant images of the three Elder's heads. They don't want to listen to the party's concerns about the Wizard and the shadows. They are aware of the Wizard's menace, but dismiss his ability to effect them. The party does get through to them sufficiently that they at least agree to consider their words.

The group is moved from the jail, at least, to better quarters, but they are still prisoners. Kully returns and tells them what his father said. Later, Kory comes to visit and they try to convince him to help, but predictably he is unwilling to stick his neck out--until they mention the Shadows. He's heard them talk about what they saw in the future when he was spying on them, but didn't see any of the events they were describing. He tells them he can send them to the future again, and they can get the images he needs to make a special--essentially a propaganda film to convince Yai to join the fight against the Wizard. The party doesn't trust him, but they agree.

Convincing Irwin-37 to give them a visit with Kory the next day, they are surprised to see the time machine he promised isn't a machine at all but more like a magic ritual. This is why he couldn't send any Yai folk through time: they don't have the talent for it. He explains it won't be their bodies but their "thoughtforms" or something. 

The party prepares. Kully is to go to the location of their other selves and film them--becoming the mysterious stranger the others always suspected he was. The rest of the party will stay hidden and film the Gloom Elves and their Shadow allies outside.

The ritual begins, but it doesn't go as smoothly for Shade as for the others...

To be continued.

Can Willow be Redeemed by Moebius? Let's Take A Look

The original version of this post appeared in 2017. Then, I was criticized by a couple of people for being unduly harsh to the film Willow. On reconsideration, I suppose that is fair, though I still maintain it doesn't quite come together with anything like the same magic as Star Wars. There is now a new Willow series on Disney Plus and the comments I've heard haven't been great, but I'll reserve judgement for now.

Moebius's concept work, which I first glimpse in a magazine around the time of the movie's release is as great as ever. Perhaps it doesn't suggest a weird fantasy Willow or anything that radical, but it does at least suggest to me a decent Studio Ghibli-esque film might have come from the material. Let's take a look and (re-)imagine:

Here's the titular hero and (I believe) one of his Nelwyn fellows. Nothing of the pastoral gentility of a Baggins, nor the too literal "small folk" of the film. These guys make me think of Howard's diminutive and declining Picts in "The Lost Race," but also aboriginal peoples like the Emishi (in Princess Mononoke) or Ainu. A sense of the Nelwyn threatened by humanity (or Daikini) would have been nice. I like the long earlobes, too.

Madmartigan is the rogue with the heart of gold Han Solo type, but with a bit more wastrelness, he could have been a wuxia sort of character or Sanjuro from Yojimbo or Mugen from Samurai Champloo--both of which are great swordsman, too. Moebius gives us a design that completely fits with those characters, suggests a world of ronin or wandering swordsmen of some sort.

So at this point, you might be thinking, "basically he's just going to say Willow should have been more Asian?" So now I'm going to throw you off:

King Kael here (General Kael in the film) is described as "bestial" in the third draft of the script, which he obviously is here. Perhaps he is a lover of Bavmorda transferred by her magic? A reverse Beauty and the Beast (there's maybe a bit of Cocteau's beast about him. Maybe?) Or is he the captain of the flying monkeys, so to speak? Anyway, he fulfills a bit of a Witch-King of Angmar role, so fleshing out his badass villainy would have been good.

Now, it's back to the Asian stylings. The mask suggests (to me) childhood mindwarping courtesy of Bavmorda for the warrior woman Sorsha. Maybe she's just go a slight blemish, but has been convinced its a horrible disfigurement a la (some accounts of) Doctor Doom? Maybe her inhuman beauty as a daughter of the Tuatha de Danaan-esque folk of Tir Asleen is her disfigurement to her witch queen mother? Note that the mask isn't just a human mask, it's go that single Oni horn. Probably means something.

Lastly, I believe this is one of two fairly divergent designs Moebius did for the brownies--but in an earlier script draft Willow and baby get captured by elves who are described as wearing "samurai-type outfits and angry little haircuts." These are guys who (in the script) collect baby tears as part of their gig. Now think of these sinister little guys, like a mashup of the Indian in the Cupboard and the evil faerie of del Toro's Don't be Afraid of the Dark remake. I think we could do without the French accent Lucas specifies for their leader, though.