Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Wednesday Comics: DC, May 1984 (week 2)

I'm reading DC Comics' output from January 1980 (cover date) to Crisis! This week, I'm reviewing the comics released on the week of February 9, 1984. 


Batman #371:  Moench and Newton/Alcala bring back Catman, who we last saw about a year ago. He's been in an apparent catatonic state in jail for months, but the mention of a cat-related exhibit at the Gotham Museum snaps him out of it. He makes a bet with his cellmate, Collins, that if he escapes, steals the cat idol, and defeats Batman, then Collins must tell him where the loot he stashed from a heist is. If he fails, he will give Collins his Catman outfit which he believes gives a person nine lives. (The comics have always been ambiguous on whether it's truly magical or not. An appearance a few years ago suggested it was, but it's unclear.) Collins takes the bet, and Catman indeed escapes and reacquires his costume. The portrayal of Catman here is a bit crazier than we've seen him before. He sort of obsesses over words with "cat" in them viewing them as signs or omens and using them as clues to lure Batman. Moench goes a bit over the top putting those words in the story.

In the end, Catman is defeated by Batman and Robin. In a twist, Batman pulls victory from the jaws of defeat by using a carved wooden bat when a museum case was broken, so he beats Catman at his own game.

Meanwhile, Dr. Fang plans to fix a boxing match and win big, and Julia answers the phone at Wayne Manor, leading Vicki Vale to erroneously conclude Bruce is back to his playboy ways.

On the subject of Batman, you should check out my recent post on the Flashback Universe linking to O'Neil's Bat-Bible from 1989.


Tales of the Teen Titans #42: Wolfman and Perez arrive at perhaps their most lauded arc: "The Judas Contract." This issue is mostly setup. We see the Titans going about their daily lives: Donna getting ready for her wedding, Cyborg and his girlfriend in the park ice skating, Kory and Donna sparring which leads to Gar picking on Tara and enraging the girl to surprising violence. Someone is taking surveillance photos of them during all this time. Slade castigates Tara for losing her temper worrying the Titans might begin to suspect her, but Tara is sure all but Raven are completely fooled--and she plans to take care of Raven personally.

Elsewhere an unknown woman and young man monitor Slade and Tara's activities. The woman is surprised that she was able to get close enough to Slade to photograph him. She says, "Slade, it's been a long time. But not long enough for you."


Arak Son of Thunder #33: It's not often creators continue a book after their protagonist died, but that's exactly the point where the Thomases and Randall/Maygar pick up. Of course, we know Arak isn't going to stay dead, but he's in the afterlife here, his spirit ascending a mountain to come face-to-face with He-No, god of thunder and his father. He's gets the "how I met your mother" story from his old man, then we get details of Arak's childhood. Many of the Quontauka believed he was the son He-No's enemy, the Serpent, not the thunder god, a suspicion made worse when teen Arak was forced to reveal his recurrent dreams about the serpent destroying his tribe and only him surviving. He's sent to contemplate the meaning of these dreams on a high peak, and while he is gone, they turn to horrible reality as the People of the Serpent attack and slaughter the Quontauka, including Arak's mother. 

He-No gives Arak a feathered mantle and asks him to join him in godhood, but Arak refuses and demands to be sent back to Earth, even if it means that he will die. He-No grants his son's wish, but bars Arak from ever returning to the mountain top. Arak then finds himself alive again in the valley with a feather in his hand.


Flash #333: A trio of disparate people break into the Flash Museum and vandalize it before setting it on fire. Then they report to their mysterious master who releases them from his control, so they return to their lives with no memory of what they've done. Fiona appears to be making progress in psychiatric treatment by getting over Barry. Some criminal types happen to threaten her therapist while she's there, and the Flash has to show up to save her life. The Flash meets with Peter's partner, Cecile Horton who agrees to take his case, but also admits that she hates him! 


G.I. Combat #265: I wonder if DC editorial felt World War II might be holding their war books back. Kanigher at least has shown some desire to branch out. The Mercenaries are back this month with art by Vic Catan, and the trio is captured in North Africa by agents of the French Foreign Legion who transport them to face their punishment as deserters. They wind up escaping in the end, of course. The Kana story with art by Cruz continues his psychic sojourn to the past and so is to all appearances a story of ninja and samurai in feudal Japan.

The O.S.S. story of two master spies (the Falcon and Falke) trying to get the best of each other is in WWII, as is the single Haunted Tank story that sees Stuart's Raiders making good on the last request of their fallen comrade Slim by being his stand-ins as godfather to a child being christened in a French town.


Omega Men #14: Klein takes over as writer with Smith/Villagran on art. Primus is drowning his self-pity in drink, so Tigorr contrives to snap him out of it with a trip to his homeworld of Karna, but an attack by the bounty hunter, Bedlam, cause them to crash. They are forced to trek across the dangerous wilderness to civilization with Bedlam chasing them. By the time they get there, Primus has rallied a bit and returns the favor to Tigorr by defending him to Karna's Supreme Commander.

Meanwhile on Rashashoon, Harpis still isn't better, so they try a frankly bizarre sequence of medical and possibly psychic procedures to heal her. Somehow, she manages to summon back her wings that Bedlam had previously removed.


Star Trek #4: The Exacalibans reveal their plans to Kirk and Kor: They felt their first contest of good and evil left the question unsettled, so they have maneuvered the Federation and the Empire into conflict, so they have a war as data. Kor objects that the Klingons aren't evil, but Kirk tries to get him to stay focused on stopping the war. Kor's crew and Kirk's are forced to an uneasy alliance as they figure out a way to punch through the Excalibans' barrier around Organia. There, Kirk presents the Excalibans with an even better experiment: they can themselves participate in the contest, to experience a clash of good and evil firsthand. They can be "good," and if they release the Organians, they can be "evil." The Excalibans agree, and the Organians immediately attack their former captors, and all of them vanish, apparently freeing the denizens of the own galaxy to chart their own moral future.

Barr has crafted a good story here with a solution that is authentically Trek (and prefigures the resolution of the conflict of the Shadows and Vorlons in Babylon 5 Season 4 in 1997). He also frees up some storytelling possibilities by removing the Organian Peace Treaty.



Superman #395: Maggin and Swan/Hunt follow the Superman formula in this era of presenting a problem and having it look like the villains are going to win, then revealing Superman had more information than he let on. But that aside, the thumbnail review of this one reveals it's craziness, to paraphrase this guy: Some Vikings send Superman into the Dagobah cave in an initiation ritual, then he fights ersatz Soviets (who want to elect a humor writer president of the U.S.) and giant robots.

The villainous compatriots (whose symbol is a hammer on blue) made a device that can bind reality but only with a suitable human conduit, and Bucky Berns just happens to be that person. Superman is aware something is amiss but only have his initiation ritual is able to figure out what to do about it. Then he defeats the villains without ever meeting them and presumably they slink off to plot again. 


Vigilante #6: Wolfman and Patton/Marcos spend a lot of this issue dealing with J.J.'s escape from the cops with a stolen ambulance and getting Adrian to medical treatment. This might be tense and engaging in film, but it's kind of dull on the comics page, particularly when the outcome is known. Adrian, of course, survives and manages to slip the noose the police are trying to put around him. However, Arthur Hall's "profile" of Vigilante spells trouble, as Adrian very much would be on his list of suspects. During Adrian's convalescence we get some flashbacks to his perhaps recruitment by a mysterious woman who also shares his healing power after the death of his family.

While all this is going on, all the mob bosses in the city are called to a meeting where the Controller (flanked by his Exterminator robots which one attendee suggests come from the Monitor) announces that he is, well, taking control.

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